Bakery · Hazel Grove town centre
Bird Brain Bakery Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at Bird Brain Bakery? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a bakery like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by Bird Brain Bakery. Always ask staff about allergens.
Savouries & Pasties
- Cheese and onion pastyV £3.50 Mature Cheddar, sweet onion and potato in a peppery shortcrust parcel.
- Minced beef and onion pie £3.00 Seasoned minced beef and onion in proper gravy beneath a shortcrust lid.
- Steak and kidney pie £3.25 Slow-cooked beef and kidney in thick gravy under a short, buttery pastry lid.
- Vegetable pastyV £2.50 Carrot, peas, potato and swede, lightly spiced and baked in crimped shortcrust.
- Chicken bake £2.15 Chicken pieces in a creamy white sauce, baked inside crisp, buttery puff pastry.
Breads & Rolls
- White bloomerPopularVVG £2.95 Crusty, slashed white loaf with a soft, open crumb, baked fresh every morning.
- Split tinVVG £2.85 Classic white tin loaf with a distinctive split top and golden crust.
- Fruited teacakes (pack of 4)V £2.75 Soft, lightly spiced teacakes packed with currants, best split and toasted.
- Seeded batch loafVVG £3.15 Soft batch-baked loaf studded with sunflower, linseed and pumpkin seeds.
- Farmhouse whiteVVG £3.10 Deep, floured white loaf with a soft crumb that makes excellent toast.
- Soft white rolls (pack of 6)V £2.40 Pillowy white baps, perfect for bacon butties and packed lunches.
Sandwiches & Filled Rolls
- Cheese and pickle sandwichV £2.55 Mature Cheddar and tangy brown pickle layered on farmhouse white.
- Ham salad rollPopular £3.55 Thick-cut ham with lettuce, tomato and cucumber in a soft white roll.
- Hot bacon rollPopular £3.30 Grilled back bacon in a soft floured bap, served warm with your choice of sauce.
- Coronation chicken sandwich £2.90 Chicken in a mild, fruity curried mayonnaise on soft white bread.
- Chicken salad baguette £4.60 Roast chicken, crisp leaves and tomato with a touch of mayonnaise.
Cream Cakes & Buns
- Iced finger bunPopularV £1.10 Soft, sweet finger roll topped with a thick layer of white or pink icing.
- Jam doughnutV £1.55 Classic ring-free doughnut rolled in sugar with a raspberry jam centre.
- Cream hornV £2.55 Crisp puff pastry cone filled with jam and a generous swirl of fresh cream.
- Belgian bunV £2.00 Sweet sultana swirl topped with white icing and a bright glacé cherry.
- Vanilla custard sliceV £1.75 Thick set vanilla custard between puff pastry layers with feathered white icing.
- Chocolate eclairV £2.40 Choux finger filled with fresh whipped cream and dipped in chocolate icing.
- Cream sliceV £1.75 Layers of puff pastry, jam and cream finished with a crisp icing top.
Traybakes, Tarts & Biscuits
- Viennese whirlV £2.30 Melt-in-the-mouth piped biscuits sandwiched with buttercream and raspberry jam.
- Golden syrup flapjackPopularV £1.95 Chewy oat bar baked with butter and golden syrup until caramelised at the edges.
- Fruit sconeV £1.55 Light, buttery scone dotted with sultanas, lovely with jam and clotted cream.
- Rocky roadV £2.20 Chocolate, crushed biscuit, marshmallow and cherries set into a chunky square.
- Lemon drizzle sliceV £2.40 Moist lemon sponge soaked in sharp lemon syrup with a crunchy sugar crust.
Ordering tips for Bird Brain Bakery
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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